I need a pick me up, Pierre McGuire has killed my buzz

When you're feeling blue here is a word that is sure to lift your spirits.

Knockers

Say it and think. It'll work every time.

Okay, too many happy thoughts. I fucking hate Pierre McGuire (useless hockey pundit).

When this guy isn't taking credit for drafting successful hockey players, he is ruining hockey games through bold, pointless bullshit statements.

Whatever happens on the ice, regardless of how bizzar, it is exactly what he predicted would/should or could happen. His inflection is ridiculous and statements fill me with rage.

If you are thinking ahead to next Christmas, killing him for me would be a great stocking stuffer.