Brokeback mountain is fraudulent gay porn

Although I haven't seen it I am sure that "Bareback/Brokeback Mountain" is as about as realistic as a lesbian porno shower scene.

First off the secret love affair of two solitary men in the mountains sounds pretty fucking stupid. Hasn't it always been assumed that mountain men fucked everything that moved including each other? What news are we breaking here?

To be even more graphic, how can you develop a love story around two horny guys in the moutains (ha ha mount "ain", just got that one). If a woman didn't write this story I would be amazed. Men write the type of Lesbian scenes we like and what we have here is a woman writing gay scenes that she likes (ie. Jake and Heath sweaty with no shirts). The two scenes share one thing, they have absolutely no basis in reality. Alone in the hills, these two "Chaps" would be banging like orangutans. No romance, just a lot of "you want to go again?"

Stop trying to change us bitches. Mountain men fuck like mountain men, not like pretty boys in denim.