Of little use to anyone

This post is of little use to anyone, but I am putting it out there anyway.

There is a commercial on TV right now that drives me fucking bananas. RBC in Canada has announced its nominate a special volunteer campaign, I don't know what you win, I don't care. It is the commercial that is bothering me.

The commercial goes as follows

-TV mom says she would like to nominate Joe "I don't think he ever goes home" what a special fucking guy.

-Joe is seen oggling a 10 year old girl outside the change rooms at a hockey rink.

-The girl is upset because her concave chest and bald vagania are not welcome in the boys change room before hockey games.

-Joe basically loses it. He empties out a broom closet cuts a lenght of 2x6 screws a hook to the wall and walks away.

-Next game the girl is seen peeking into the boys change room when out of the corner of her eye she sees it!

The old fuck, who is the greatest volunteer in the history of the world has done the following to make the girl feel at home....

A) emptied a broom closet of slop bucket and porno mags.
B) Overturned 2 trash cans and placed length of old cut 2x6 to act as some dangerous bench
C) added 2 hooks to the wall so little girls clothes can be nicely prepared for him when he sneeks back it to sniff undergarments
D) WORST OF ALL....FUCK...I need a minute

Take 2

D) to signify that the worlds greatest volunteer has created a girls change room, he has written in black marker "Girls" on a cardboard box top and tapped it to the wall with a long piece of black hockey tape.

I can't fucking believe how lazy this guy is. Where is the girl friendly change room at this rink for, oh I don't know, figure skaters, girls hockey, ringette, free skates, family skates ETC. ETC. ETC. It is 2006, and this is the first girl who has ever wnated to change at the rink? Okay so maybe it is, but this is how he takes care of her? and this is what wins him an award? An old UNSANDED piece of wood, a hook and a piece of fucking cardboard. Let's not even talk about the fact that the bench he made isn't even remotely secure or safe. This man couldn't have done less if he tried and yet he is winning a volunteer award.

I am tempted to take my money out of the royal bank for this, and yes I am serious.

Is this the worst offender? No, but it is on the top of my shit list today.

Other noteables

Stool softener commercial - lady slowly relaxing in a large chair. Her relaxing efforts are aided by the fact that her stool is becoming softer as the commerical progresses. Yes we have to watch this.

Hardline - gay chat line, where the guy who is always "up late" and who will "try anything" tells us he uses Hardline because it is "always hot".