Don't fuck with me, I can see through time!

UPDATE: Wow, read what I wrote at about noon yesterday and replace Britner Spears with Anna Nicole Smith and I am getting scary. If you are a blonde girl who is famous for no reason, run for the hills, my mind clearly misfired yesterday and some bad shit may still happen.


In 2000, or 2001 I wrote a long BBS string (do those things still exist?) arguing with a man over the potential future of Britney Spears.

He felt she had staying power because the music machine would continue to prop her up and use her for sales. (not a ridiculous statement)

I countered with "in ten years she will be infected with HIV and found on the floor of a bus station men's room with her panties around her anckles dead from an apperhent overdose."

Who has the lead in that point/counterpoint?

She's 25, divorced, abusing alcohol and cigarettes, her record label is ready to drop her, her wig/weave is falling out, the famous body is GONE, her current string of loser boyfriends are dumping her and she is pissing away her money FAST. The straw that breaks the camels back maybe when K-Fed gets the kids because all of her horror stories come out and the courts deem him "the normal one". In my mind she is tasting the cold steel as we speak.

If she makes 30, I'll marry her (and considering my hate for that particular bitch, that is saying something)