Lyrics that smoke - Cheating on your partner

CHEATING

Now putting pen to paper to brag about an affair is pretty cold, but I like it. Doing it to justify an affair is a little bit hurtful, but doing it to get back at the cheater is pretty nice..

"I swore I would be true, but honey so did you. So why were you holding her hand. Is that the way we stand. We're lying all the time, was it just a game to you?" - Linger, Cranberries.

Ryhming never sounded so good. If I ever got caught, this is the way I would have like to have been called out.

"Down you betrayer, how you lied." 7 years, Nathalie Merchant.

Not THE, but one of THE saddest songs of all-time. For the record, this is NOT how I want to be called out if I get caught. I can see the restaurant now and I can feel the burn of the vodka tonic as it gets tossed in my eyes.

“I can’t believe he’s so trusting, while I’m right behind you thrusting.” Scotty doesn’t know, Lustra.

Turn about is fair play boys.

"She says her love for me could never die, but that would change if she ever found out about you and I. Oh but her love was cold, it wouldn't hurt her if she didn't know." Run to you, Bryan Adams.

A lot of things go through my head when I hear this song. First, I know why he was fucking huge in 1984, this song is awesome. Secondly, with this song and "One night love affair", "Somebody" and "Heaven" you have to wonder what the hell was he up to? As an aside, he clearly can't keep a secret. So she probably found about about her. At least the songs kicked ass.

"Had to much to drink, didn't think, didn't think of you" - Half a world away, REM.

No I didn't. I was with the girl from "self-esteem" and things got out of control. Oh to be 20 again. Sorry about that XXXXXXX.

"I know your image of me is what I hope to be. If I've treated you unkindly darling can't you see, there's no one more important to me, so now we're alone and I am singing my song for you" - A song for you, Willie Nelson.

Greatest sung apology for cheating on your wife ever, without a doubt. How abotu the worst ever?

“I ain’t been home since Friday night and now my wife is coming after me. Give me police protection so I can look out for number 1.” My wife, the Who.

Apart from calling himself number 1, it’s kind of nice that he still wants to come home. Although he claims that he just got drunk and fumble on some unfortunate situations, he did die in a hotel in Vegas filled with hookers, coke and heroin. So I see some holes in his story. PS – If I can sign up now, I would like to die that way one day.

“Baby said he’s not coming back because he’s sleeping with me.” Dirty Diana, Michael Jackson.

I like the sentiment. She makes a quick call, drops the bomb and gets back to work. If that was true, wouldn’t his life be a hell of a lot easier. Imagine that for a minute. If Jackson was a huge dirty notorious baller, what would the world be like? "Sorry Marc Anthony MJ just banged JLO."

“Someone’s gonna tell you lies, cut you down to size.” Don’t do me like that, Tom Petty.

Oh she won't cheat on me I'm a catch. REALLY?

"I’ve gotta stand tall, you know a man can’t crawl, but when he knows you’re telling lies he can’t let them pass him by". Cathy’s clown, Sam Cooke.

She cheats on him, he pours out his heart and he gets a hit. The real loser? The guy Cathy was banging has been a clown for fifty years and don’t doubt everybody he knows, knows the song was about him.

“Her man’s been gone for nigh on a year. He was due home yesterday but he ain’t here.” A quick one while he’s away, the Who.

I see an old vet coming home from war and this grease pig is on your doorstep everyday trying to break down the defenses. He’s late baby, he’s probably dead, let’s have a quick one while he’s away.