Lyrics that fucking smoke - Lyrics so wrong they're alright

So wrong, but so right. Basically I need my rock stars to live the life I am not able to live. So when I get sick of love songs, I need someone to own up to crimes and indescretions.

"can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk, I didn't mean to call you that." - My own worst enemy, Lit

I don't care if he's apologizing, it's still awesome

"I can see that your fifteen years old, I don't need no ID."

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"You say you've got a friend that's wilder than you why don't bring her upstairs. If she's wild that she'll join in too, it's no hanging matter, it's no capital crime" - Stray Cat Blues, Rolling Stones.

Now you know why these guys are THE shit. After that song you start to see a theme in Music. That theme is 15, 16 and 17 year old girls are very popular Muse's for rock stars. Beatles, Rolling Stones, Ringo Starr, Winger etc. Oh well. What the fuck can I do about it, but sing along.

"Whoa, fucking lesbian twins now" - Country Grammar, Nelly.

A friend explained this line to me perfectly when he said that it could not possibly be cooler to equate financial or career success with ability to bed twin girls. I can't say as I disagree. Really who could?

“If a girl’s has a pierced tongue ring she’ll probably suck your dick. That’d be great. If a guy’s got a pierced tongue he’ll probably suck you dick. Don’t want none of that, no.” No sex in the champagne room, Chris Rock.

Why be ashamed of your heterosexuality? Offer not accepted, no deal.

“He got it, I want it. They got, but I can’t have it. But I want, but it don’t matter. She got it, but I can’t get it. I want a mistress for Christmas.” Mistress for Christmas, AC/DC.

Adults have dreams too. One of the finest Christmas carols of all time. A dirty Christmas is always good.

“Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed.” Mistress for Christmas, AC/DC.

If you are gonna be sacrilegious, go all out, motherfucker.

“Start an escort service for all the right reasons” Cowboy, Kid Rock.

This song has so many good lines picking one was impossible and how could you not pick this line, I mean really, fucking really?

“How you ain’t gonna fuck? Bitch I’m me. I’m the god damned reason you’re in VIP.” Stand up, Ludacris.

I guess now people know the rules. I am glad he set that straight.

“Hey man where’d you get that lotion? I’ve been hurting since I popped again.” Lust for life, Iggy Pop.

Hey “he’s just a modern guy”. The song is filthy the lines are hilarious, but even more so when you consider that the song has been used to advertise everything, fucking EVERYTHING. Gay sex, gay clubs, deviant sex, drugs, it basically goes on and on. Hey white Christian America, does this song make you want to buy a Chevy Malibu? I thought so, I have a blue one on the lot.

“Your town is very famous for its little girls.” A quick one while he’s away, the Who.

Oh it’s a quick line alright, but it’s nice and dirty.

"Excuse me while I light my spliff" - Easy Skanking, Bob Marley.

No problem man, you're Bob Marley, but thanks for being so polite. Really with that kind of courtesy, how can it be a crime?

"Too many women, too many pills" - Shoot to thrill, AC DC.

A fine explanation. They are rock stars and that is cool with me.

"I'm in love with Rock and Roll, and I'll be out all night" - Roadrunner, Jonathan Richman.

Nuff said.

“I’ve got a solar powered laser beam guitar.” Spaceship superstar, Prisim.

Really, can I see this fucking thing? Sometimes making no sense at all, makes all the sense in the world.

"Right now it's time to Kick out the Jam's Motherfuckers" - Kick out the Jam's, MC5.

Greatest begining to any song, ever. They say it and you do it because "you gotta have it baby, you can't do without...put the mic in my hands and let me kick out the jams"

"I'm going, I'm going where the water tastes like wine, we're gonna jump right in and stay drunk all the time" - Goin' up the country, Canned heat.

Summer time, getting pinned and living the lyric, what else?

"...most said that I was a failure. Now the same Motherfuckers asking me for dough, and I'm yelling I can't help ya..."

"can I make it, dam right, I'll be on the next flight, paying cash, first class, sitting next to Vana White." Ride wit me, Nelly.

A pair of great statements about sudden wealth. Clingy friends and a TV celebrity. "looks like we've made it after all!"

“Buy a yacht with a flag that saying ‘chilli’ the most and rock that bitch up and down the coast.” Cowboy, Kid Rock.

Like Nelly, I think he might be missing the point of huge wealth, but I’d go on the boat if asked.

“Throw that Bob Marley wanna be motherfucker outta here…YEAH!” Cold and ugly, Tool.

Add it to the Motherfucker list, but I like it when a bad gives it to the crowd a little.

“I don’t even look at young girls anymore, people will think I’m some kind of pervert” Adult now, Pursuit of happiness. That a real shame. When a rock star doesn’t think he can ogle his fans in peace we have all lost a little.