Thursday, April 27, 2006

Lyrics that smoke - Take this job and shove it!

WORK SUCKS

Written too many love songs, or heartbreakers? Well, tell me why you hate your job. It's gold Jerry, gold!

"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss" - Won't get fooled again, The Who.

Life doesn't get more real than that. It doesn't matter who you work for, it is gonna suck.

"I feel like a number, Dam it, I’m a man" – Feel like a number, Bob Seger.

Great song, battle cry. I think he just met the new boss, and it was the same as the old boss.

"Everything has changed, absolutely nothing's changed" - Corduroy, Pearl Jam.

Sometimes it just makes sense to meet the new boss a different way.

"A little less conversation, a little more action please" - A little less conversation, Elvis.

He's right. This is a blanket statement for all situations and I have to say I appreciate the courtesy. If I have to go to one more meeting I think I'll die on a toilet.

"Making so much money, products moving fast, put away the stash, as I sold the last bag fucked around and got locked up" - Locked up, Akon.

Can't explain this one, I guess I like the way he explains his own incarceration. In this case you gotta believe work sucked that day.

Make your money with a suit and a tie, it's good advice - King of Comedy, REM.

I have never felt so bad about being white colour. I am sorry rich rock star, you're lucky the song rocks.

"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me, motherfucker" - Killing in the name of, Rage Against the Machine.

Pretty much just put Mother fuck in the lyric and it will make the list, you capitalist pigs.

"They shake your hand, and they smile and they buy you a drink. Oh but everybody's only looking out for themselves" - Money changes everything, Cyndi Lauper (written by Prince).

She's right. Those cocksuckers screwed me! Apart from being the greatest song of all time, you can actually see this fucking fight happen in your head while she sings. That is an accomplishment.

If you made them and they made you, who becomes the devil, and who made who? Who made who, AC/DC.

A good fucking question, who the hell is in charge around here?

“don’t try to bleed me, cause I’ve been here before, and I deserve a little more.” Rain Kings, Counting Crows.

This is more like you local bar trying to fuck you around, and they're right.

“They paint my car like a target, I take my orders from fools. Meanwhile some punk blows my head off, well I play by their rules.” Crime in the city, Neil Young.

Neil tells us why cops turn to crime, but I think he succeeds in telling us all why work sucks.

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