Lyrics that smoke - the crazy voodoo that women do do

They drive us banana's. Oh the sirens song, why do they play with our hearts?

- When Women are good

"Drink up baby doll, tell me are you in or are you out?" - Let go, frou frou.

I hear this line and want to take that woman up on her offer. I don't care what it is, but when she asks me to come with her, I finish my drink and head for the door.

"Tell me just what you want me to be." Game of love, Santana.

I love it. Fucking love it, when beautiful women make requests, or in this context when a beautiful voice makes an offer.

"Wait for it, there are only two of us now" - Lodestar, Sarah Harmmer.

At the 3:30 point of this song something pretty special happens and you will listen over and over again.

“Joey if you’re hurting so am I.” Joey, Concrete Blond.

It’s nice when your lady will score you drugs and not get on your case about it all the time.

“I don’t care what they think, I don’t care what they say, what do they know about this love anyway.”

Lesbian love hurts too. Lesson learned, can I watch?

“Stand in front of you, take the force of the blow. Protection.” Protection, Massive Attack.

We don’t need much ladies, but this would be nice.

“Come softly darling, come to me stay. You’re my obsession, forever and a day.” Come softly to me, the Fleetwoods.

Ladies, if you’re whispering in my ear one day, this is probably what you should sing.


When Women are bad - They are so, so bad

”it's a sad, sad world when a girl will break a boy just because she can" - Criminal, Fionna Apple.

It is sad, but they still fucking do it, damn their hotness.

"She reached out and took me by the hand, we made love in my chevy van, and that's alright with me" - Chevy Van, Sammy Johns.

I'm sure it was alright. Come to think about it was a nice little deal. She got a little further down the road and he got off. Besides it was her idea, he was just being a good host.

"I was fucking Wendy under the stars the night that Elvis died" - Wendy under the stars, The odds.

Nice little rock and roll memory, and what a nice way to remember the old lady that taught you the ropes.

"I may hate myself in the morning, but I'm gonna love you tonight" - I may hate myself in the morning, Lee Ann Womack.

We've all been there, but when I remember those nights, there was never a voice as sweet. It was dirty and there was a lot of swearing and cigarettes. Still totally awesome, but not Womack awesome.

"Late at night she knocks on my door, she's drunk again and looking to score. I know I should say no, but it’s kind of hard when she's ready to go. I maybe dumb, but I'm not a dweeb, I'm just a sucker with low self-esteem" - Self-esteem, Offspring.

It is hard to say no, and like our friend Lee Ann says "I may hate myself in the morning, but I am gonna love you tonight".

"Went to a party last Saturday night, didn't get laid, got in a fight, it ain't no big thing" - Kiss me deadly, Lita Ford.

She had a belt buckle that said "Bitch" and knew how to rock. To be totally honest I would be afraid not to fuck her. She was scary, in a sexy way.

"Just when I thought she was coming to my door, she whispered sweet and knocked me to the floor. She said "I'm only seventeen." - Seventeen, Winger.

Fucking rock stars, even there problems sound pretty good. He's got a line on a girl for the night and boom, minor, two years for stat rape. If hair metal hadn't died I am sure they would have written a follow up (after the 2 – 5 stretch) about how it was totally worth it.

"When she's saying all that she wants is in me, then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends" Self-esteem, Offspring.

I don't know what to say...you go girl, I guess?

"I'm on my second drink, but I've had a few before"
- I like her math, continued…

"Stop staring at my D-cup, don't waste time just give it to me, come on baby just feel me up"
- I like her style.

Take it off, The Donnas.

The Donnas take barber shop to new heights with "Take it off". It starts with a grunt and goes down from there. Apparently the song is the ramblings of a horny young woman at a club of some kind, sung from the drunk horny woman's perspective. Awesome!

“Oh ho, gonna tell the world you’re a dirty little girl.” – Dirty little girl, Bernie Taupin/Elton John.

Is it bedroom banter? Is it a threat? I don’t really know, but I am thankful for the heads up.

“If I seem to be confused, I didn’t mean to be with you.” Joey, Concrete Blond.

That’s okay, I just appreciated the throw, given that I am a habitual drug user with all the traits associated with the habit.

“Stop running your mouth and get your heels a clicking a bet your like the others, I bet you’ll turn chicken.” Let’s get it on, Ike & Tina Turner.

I am too much woman for you so just shut the hell up….Yes sir.

“Like a tramp in the night I was begging for you.” Touch me, Samantha Fox.

It doesn’t happen enough, but boy when it does do we ever fee like the cock of the walk.

“Making out all night in Hollywood, I’d do them all if I could.” 40 boys in 40 nights, The Donnas.

These girls just won’t quit. I have to love they’re insatiable desires and they brutal honesty.